"Scully, you really look hot when you look at me, while a little askance. And your eyebrow is raised a little."
"Like this? Mulder, if little subtleties like that drive you wild, your mind is more twisted than a rhododendron bush."
"Admit it! You love spooning amongst oodles of cute, cuddly teddy bears! You will admit your love for soft, velvety plush bears, or be sprayed with such intense feromones that Scully will never be attracted to you again!"
"Mustn't... give in... AHHHHHHH! I love cute, huggly-wuggly teddy bears! My favorite's name is Huggles, because I... *sniff* can't live without cuddling his tender furry exterior!"