"Ahh. A GERMAN! Drowning myself in bratwurst and sauerkraut and German brothelwomen sounds like fun."

"My butt is BIGGER! How in the world did that happen?"

"Mulder's on a big big boat, with big big loud loud foghorns! AAAOOOOOOGAH! AAAOOOOOOGAH!"

"Good coffee, strong coffee! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!"