"I'm a prisoner of your own device, Mulder."

"Can you, uh, leave the room for a few minutes? No, you can't watch."

"Isn't it weird how we get into these odd situations where we want to get it on, but we can't?"

"My dearest Mulder, we'll get to jump around like horny bunnies soon enough. I'd kiss you, but I'd fear that my lips would fall off, Morris looks so repugnant."