"Class, today we're going to talk about sex appeal. I have it, and you don't.
I am the rugged, macho archetype that can kick your girly little asses.
Yes, you in the back? Do make it quick, I need to look manly for the camera shortly."

"You, you pasty little tart! What are you doing nancing around like a little cream puff princess, you impish effeminate Care Bear fetishist?"

"My Love-a-lot is missing! If I just had my Love-a-lot, I could go back to licking her ears instead of killing people."